Dats A Dead Ting - Terminal Posture T-Shirt

This t-shirt presents a factual assessment.

This phrase is commonly used to describe something that has ended, is no longer relevant, or should not be attempted again. This shirt removes metaphor entirely by pairing the phrase with an illustration of a cartoon man lying on the ground in a clearly non-functional state.

By replacing suggestion with evidence, the design provides helpful clarification. The man is horizontal. The message is direct. The ting has been evaluated and confirmed.

The layout is intentionally simple so the conclusion can be reached quickly by anyone nearby. It works in everyday settings, social environments, supermarkets, and situations where you would like to quietly display a verdict without speaking.

The garment itself is a unisex classic cotton t-shirt with a structured fit that sits neatly on the body, keeps sharp lines around the edges, and pairs easily with layered streetwear outfits. It is comfortable, durable, and suitable for everyday wear while communicating extremely clear information.

This is a minimalist graphic tee, a slang shirt, and a conversation starter for people who enjoy literal interpretations, visual jokes, and clothing that insists on explaining itself.

📦 Shirt details

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem