Dats a Dead Ting – Outcome Recorded T-Shirt

This t-shirt presents a documented conclusion.

The phrase “Dats a Dead Ting” is used when something has reached its absolute end. No comeback. No revision. No second attempt scheduled. This design supports that claim with a visual report: a cartoon figure lying flat on the ground in a position that suggests further participation has been postponed indefinitely.

There is no dramatic framing. No exaggeration. Just a body, sideways, doing nothing at all.

The illustration functions as supporting evidence. The subject is not upright. Momentum has left the building. The evaluation has been conducted and the outcome has been quietly logged.

The layout is deliberately uncluttered so the viewer can reach the conclusion immediately, even from across the room. It works in social settings, public transport, supermarkets, and moments when you would like to communicate finality without engaging in conversation.

The garment itself is a unisex classic cotton t-shirt with a structured fit that sits neatly on the body, keeps sharp lines around the edges, and pairs easily with layered streetwear outfits. It is comfortable, durable, and suitable for everyday wear while delivering extremely clear messaging.

This is a minimalist slang tee, a visual verdict, and a wearable status update for people who appreciate dry humour, literal interpretations, and clothing that insists on presenting its own findings.

📦 Shirt Details

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

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